I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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