He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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