The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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