The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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