I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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