Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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