apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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