dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You've changed since you got that strap on
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
