Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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