There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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