puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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