Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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