you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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