Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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