idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
time to smoke my breakfast
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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