I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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