I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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