I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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