I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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