We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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