They should really pass out barf bags in church
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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