well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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