yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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