So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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