And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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