I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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