I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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