Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I see more hoeing in ur future
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