He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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