I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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