Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
is it fun? or sober?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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