you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
we made out on top of his cat.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
