I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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