I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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