Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Did I show you my penis last night?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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