I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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