we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
