Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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