I need help removing her.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
did i walk over a car last night?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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