real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Fuck me I smell like cheese
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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