So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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