lets start a swedish sibling band together
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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