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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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