Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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