you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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