I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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