dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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