That's intense
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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