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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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