I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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