there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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