My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
