that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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