So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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